FUNNY. i got a kick out of it and i thought i'd post it:::



1.If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while
ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop
doing that.

2.Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3.Use IM lingo where applicable.

4.Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had
this conversation."

5.Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the
other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

6.Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise
me!" and hang up.

7.Answer their questions with questions.

8.Tell them to put the crust on top this time

9.Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song
from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD

10.Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell
them out.

11.Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy
bread."

12.Stutter on the letter "p."

13.Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (E.g. If
phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

14.Ask what the order taker is wearing.

15.Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

16.After they say “hello (the name of the pizza place)
how can I help you?” Respond with hi. Why did u call
me?

17.Rattle off your order with a determined air. If
they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and
become disoriented.

18.Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as
toppings.

19.Change your accent every three seconds.

20.Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal
pattern as follows from an equation you are about to
dictate. Ask if they need paper.

21.Act like you know the order taker from somewhere.
Say "Bed-Wetter’s Camp, right?"

22.Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little
later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."

23.If they repeat the order to make sure they have it
right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to
the first window."

24.Ask to rent a pizza.


25.Order while using an electric knife sharpener

26.Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say
yes, heave a sigh of relief.

27.Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni."
Use the long "I" sound.

28.Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

29.Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they
say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've

30.Got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer
proof that it is, in fact (Pizza Place), start to cry
and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

31.Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your
lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the
mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the
top of your lungs.

32.Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza
is, in fact, dead.

33.Imitate the order taker's voice.

34.Eliminate verbs from your speech.

35.When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh,
you mean now."

36.Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if
the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for
your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

37. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts
about country music.

38.Ask to see a menu.

39.Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with
this pizza.

40.Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your
dog it should be ashamed.

41. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen
of your best, Gaston!"

42.Doze off in the middle of the order, catch
yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

43.Psychoanalyze the order taker.

44.Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them,
and ask again.

45.Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start
fighting."

46.Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a
Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

47.Call to complain about service. Later, call to say
you were drunk and didn't mean it.

48.Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell
his supervisor he's fired.

49.Report a petty theft to the order taker.

50.Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

51.If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I
shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

52.Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

53.Try to talk while drinking something.

54.Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza
Place), Take 1, and... action!"

55.Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

56.Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

57.Be vague in your order.

58.When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a
little more OOMPH this time."

59.If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds
throughout the order.

60.After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on
the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

61.Start the conversation by reciting today's date and
saying, "This may be my last entry."

62.State your order and say that's as far as this
relationship is going to get.

63.Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a
pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask
that this be done to your pizza.

64.Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the
phone. Ask if they felt that.

65.When listing toppings you want on your pizza,
include another pizza.

66.Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop
talking at regular intervals to play it.

67.Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.
Suggest an even trade.

68.Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't
take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it
pimple-faced golfer.

69.Put them on hold.

70.Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code
on all subsequent orders.

71.Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When
asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered
with meat'."

72.Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make
the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up
before they have a chance to respond.

73.When the order is repeated, change it slightly.
When it is repeated again, change it again. On the
third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

74.When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that
sounds complicated. I hate math."

75.When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say
"We'll find out, won't we?"

76.Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that
pizza.

77.While on the phone, fake entering puberty. make
your voice crack often

78.Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it
at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't
mention that word."

79.Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing
loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is
fired.

80.If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is
punishing you.

81.Ask if the pizza has had its shots.

82.Order a steamed pizza

83.Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour
to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call,
So-and-so." Hang up.

84.Ask for Rob and hang up. Do this as many times as
you wish, in different girls or guys' voices. Then at
the last calls, tell the pizza guy this, ''Hello, I'm
Rob. Have been any calls for me?.

85.Make a long and complicated order, then say you
don't want pizza anymore and hang up after (s)he
repeats what you ordered.

86.After (s)he repeats your order, say ''Good Lord,
you have to repeat the order? Didn’t you get it the
first time? Damn, what's your problem, are you deaf or
something?'' then hang up.

87.Ask to Supersize your pizza and a large order of
fries.

88. Say I would like an extra large pizza with lots
and lots and lots of cheese. I mean pile it on. There
should be a mountain of cheese on my pizza. When I
bite into it, I want to only taste cheese. Put on
every type of cheese you have on my pizza. I want so
much cheese. I love cheese! Oh, and I’m lactose
intolerant so please hold off on any dairy products.

1) Full Name: Lily T.

2) Male/Female: female.

3) Were you named after anyone: no

4) Does your name mean anything: hmmmm... flower!

5) Nick Name(s): well, Lily is kind of a nickname...for lillian.

6) What do you think you look like: uhh blonde hair... blue and/or green eyes (those freaky things alway changing around!!) idk. INDESCRIBABLE!!!!

7) Date of Birth: Nov 18, 1993

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: haha! not telling!

9) Nationality: hmm english, irish, finnish, greek. i think thats it.

10) Astrology Sign: scorpio

11) Chinese Astrology: rooster

12) Religion: none

13) What's your favorite smell: hmmm copied paper!!

14) Political Position: uhh democrat. i guess. not really into it.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning: OH JAY

16) Hair+Eye color: blonde hair and blue/green eyes

17) Do you look like anyone famous: not that i know of

18) What do you look like: how many times do i have to answer a version of this question!?? jk. ummm 8} <---- like that.

19) Any unusual talents: not really

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous: lefty

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: straight

22) What do you do for a living: breathe

23) What do you do for fun: Listen to Music, Watch Movies/TV, etc....SCHOOL!!! jk.

24) What Kind of material do you like to use: i use pencils and pens. and a camera.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with: cameras

26) Have you met your grandparents: yep

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: SINGLE!!! COME AND GET IT!!! haha jk.

28) Crush(s): nope

29) What celebrity would you date if you could: idk...johnny depp? from what i hear he's funny. and thats important.

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): all y'all

32) Favorite place to be: my room orr somewhere better! (better meaning mr. flaherty's room... hahahahaha Fig newtons)

33) Least favorite place to be:

34) Do you burn or tan: burn

35) Ever break a bone: nope (:

36) What is your favorite cereal: hmmm CEREALLL!!!! too many....lets see probably capt. crunch biznatches!

37) Person you cry with: alone usually


Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: yep

39) Any brothers: no

40) Any pets: dog

41) An Illness: Nope

42) Pager: No

43) A personal phone line: No

44) A cell phone: yes

45) A visible birthmark: does my arm count? if im wearing a t-shirt? lol

46) A pool or hot tub: pool

47) A car: my parents car HA!


Describe Your:

48) Personality: i like to laugh, im not really a go-getter when it comes to over-acheiving (although i somehow manage to pull through!!! hows that, absters? jk ha)

49) Driving: I can't drive yet

50) Your clothing style: jeans and a t-shirt/sweatshirt. ALWAYS!! haha

51) Room: writing on walls.... somewhat messy..(oh and i finally took down that GC poster!!! haha i hate them now. i went through a phase of liking them in like, what was it...5th grade? 6th? idk.)

52) What's missing: nada

53) School: ehhh ok

54) Bed: white...

55) Relationship with your parents: good

56) Do you believe in yourself: yes...every bit. not a doubtful bone in my body. jk. of course im pessimistic in my abilities from time to time, but then again, who isn't?

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: idk. i think you have to know someone to fall in love with them.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: im sorry what? uh huh. jk yeah im listening.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share: not really. its kind of abstract and all over the place.

Do you:

60) Get Along with your parents: yes

61) Save your emails: no- not unless i plan on revisiting. for like, a link or something.

62) Pray: no

63) Believe in reincarnation: idk

64) Brush your teeth twice a day: yep

65) Like to talk on the phone: no- not really a fan

66) Like to eat: yes! CHOMP!

67) Like to exercise: sometimes

68) Like to watch sports: no

69) Sing in a car: yep

70) What is a dream that you have all the time: idk. i might have a dream every so often where im like, RIP OFF!!! i've already had this one!!! damn. RIGGED!

71) Dream in Color: yeah

72) Do you have nightmares: oh cayz shun al ee. (occasionally.)

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: no

74) Right next to you: no.....

75) On your coffee cup: I don’t have one

76) On your mouse pad: gateway....FREAK

77) Your favorite flavor of gum: depends on my mood! minty or fruity!

78) Your brand of deodorant: um i dont really have a favorite but right now its BAM! and that other stuff that like, little black dress approved!!

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: i dont dream about honeymoons.

80) Your dream wife/husband: funny, non-judgmental (unless it was funny) ...caring, smart

81) Hiding in your closest: mr. flaherty.

82) Under your bed: i think a pad of paper!! yay!

83) The name of your closest/best friend(s): abby, meg, avery, jaime, maddie, olivia

84) Your bad time of day: morning

85) Your worst fear(s): drowning? or dying in a reaalllyyyy embarassing way.

86) What's the weather like: rainy

87) What's your favorite time of year: Fall

88) Your favorite holiday: Halloween and my b'day

89) A material weakness: idk. essentials like clothes. i dont really have one

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: nothing weird...except what my dad makes...

91) The top of your "to do list":.

92) The hardest thing about growing up: having to be nice to more adults and little kids you don’t know

93) A pet you want: another dog

94) Your scariest moment: idk

95) Your attitude about love: sure why not.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: idk!

97) The worst feeling in the world: falling down...and like a whole bunch o' people see you.

98) The Best feeling in the world:being excited for something!

99) who sent this to you: no one it was stolen

1) First name: Lily

02) Your nickname in DA: my1name1is1Lily

03) Birthday: November 28

04) Horoscope sign: scorpio

05) Birth town: this is sad-- idk!

06) Religion: none

07) Nationality: ummm english, irish, finnish, greek.

08) Parents: parents.

09) Do you love them: pshyeahr

10) Brothers or sisters: sister

11) Do you like the place where you live: it has its moments, but no.

12) Hair color: dirty blonde ish.

13) Color of your eyes: blue or green?

14) Height: about 5'3

15) Weight: medium? i dont own a scale

16) What school/grade are you going to: in 8th currently

18) Do you work anywhere: nope

19) What do you want to be in your life: i really am not quite sure yet- everything? jk. probably something in film. NY film school? probs.
20) Your life: monotony! jk.

21) Personal quote: mmkay.

22) Lucky number: 8 <--- bitch its mine! all you eighters!

23) What are you interested in: music? movies? all that gosh darn kid stuff! haha

24) Good side of your character: pssh probably that idk!

25) Bad side of it: hmm

26) Is your life happy: sure

27) Do you think that you are crazy: on occasion. like when i wish we could all just be pigeons and live simple lives!!!

28) What is the time: 7:50 pm

29) What is the date: 27th of february.

30) What's the weather like: snowahhy

31) Favourite day in a week: saturday. friday.

32) Favourite music: alll!!! serial.

34) Band: too many.

35) Song: Right Now? idk...lots

36) Best concert you have been: panic! at the disco. and sonya kitchell. i know. lol i went w/ my mom and it was actually pretty awesome.

37) Actress: hmm the woman from once? cuz shes FOREIGN! gotcha. and the madtv ppl...all. well, most.

38) Actor: the guy from the office-- tony. because i found out he was the gay guy in reno 911!!! so different! thats acting!

39) Film: lots..i just saw across the universe and that was pretty good

40) TV series: umm THE OFFICE, FAMILY GUY, etc. sarah silverman. too many sillyheads. southpark...

41) Theatre play: umm les mis? lol umm idk

42) Film director: idk

43) Do you want to be famous: sure? idk what i would be famous for.

44) Do you want to be an a---- Huh? this queston dosn't make any sense. does it mean....

45) Do you want to be a singer: if i could sing lahlz.

46) Book: too many. yeah im that kinda people. currently-- potential hazards of hester day. cuz she reminds me of that girl from the movie ghostworld.

47) Colors: green, blue,

49) Food: Chocolate, french fries, a lot. im an eater. CHOMP!! computer screen.

50) Drink: smoothie. frappe<--megan is an addict, btw.

51) Sweet: chocolate, twizzizzlahs. other canday

52) Fruit: strawberry-- all except grapefruit and melon- which tastes like SHAMPOO!

53) The worst food: ew like, steak

54) The Worst drink: blood.

55) The worst Singer: william hung, paris hilton.

56) The worst Band: just for eddie- imana go ahead and say smashing pumpkins. just because i know you'll appreciate this. in the form of angry words.

57) The worst Actor: hmm

58) The worst Actress: hmm

59) The worst Movie: ewww

60) The worst book: life in the fat lane!

61) Do you drink alcohol: no ah dont

62) Do you smoke: nope


63) Do you take some drugs: nope.

64) What do you adore to wear: loincloths. haha idk

65) Do you think you're pretty: No

67) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/male: well lets see... my dad.

68) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/female: my dad. yes, abby i believe he just might be half gay...if thats possible.

69) The most beautiful person on dA/male: just gorgious! idk. i dont call guys beautiful.

70) The most beautiful person on dA/female: u are reading her journal entry.

72) 5 your best friends on dA/female: no need to point them out- if they are my friends they would be reading this quiz! and laughing at me. all together. without me. haha

73) The ugliest person on dA/male: well...

74) The ugliest person on dA/female: well....

75) The person on dA who you love the most/female: all yall!

76) The person on dA who you love the most/male: god these questions are getting OLD!

77) The person on dA who you don't like at all/female: <3 u guys! srry jake- dont read this. SENTIMENTAL!!!

78) The person on dA who you don't like at all/male:

79) Are you in love?: no

80) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: single! come and get it. JK
+ +
81) How does he/she looks like: Like thas: <>--~-(*) idk.

82) Is he/she from dA(put avatar): oh no. hes from far off...haha

83) When was your Very First Kiss: Very first? probably like, my mom. how ya like that?

84) How was it: i was too young to remember it but it was probably disease ridden!! jk.

(87) E-mail address: no thanks-- i know i just have so many potential stalkers just waiting in the wings that i refuse to give that out. usually.

88) Do you have something against gays: psh no- i love them!

89) The best experience in your life: i don't know

90) The worst experience in your life: still don't know

91) When were you the happiest: Dunno.

93) When were you the saddest:

94) Who do you want to go on deserted island with: well i dont really want to go on a deserted island and leave anyone behind....as long as we had a way back. if its one of those questions where you're stranded...i probably wouldn't selfishly bring the people i loved. i'd bring the ones i could use to get back...then ditch em.

95) Do you have a secret: sure do.

96) What would you do if you were invisible for one hour: just for an hour? i'd probably think it was going to last forever, spend half and hour figuring out i was invisible...then the rest of the hour freaking out about my knew burden that my time would be up before i even got to play around w/ it.

97) Who do you want to get stuck in a lift with: someone warm. haha jk ummm idk?

98) Do you have an idol: i have many idols. i draw what i like from them, and cast them aside for more. MMWAHAHAH

99) If the world goes to apocalypse, and you can save only one person, who will that be: oh god. ummm someone i could reproduce with. i know, in the real world i'd be like, EHHHH and not. but in my scientific, hypothetical situation i'd be make like eve and become a mattress for insemination. eww ok im done with that.

(100) Tag 5 of your friends!!!: ehhh all yall.

Prep

[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospotiale.
[] I am/was a cheerleader.
[] I'm pretty ditzy.
[] I wear pink 24/7.
[] My looks are very important to me.
[X] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[ ] My hair is always straight.
[X] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[X] I laugh 24/7.
[] I have a million friends.
[X] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[] I'll only date popular guys.
[x] I listen to rap & pop music. (pop! goes the eighties. im jking yall.)
[] I have at least one designer bag.
[]My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[X] I don't have a job.
[] I wear lots of makeup.
[] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 5

Emo

[] I cry a lot.
[X] I go to local shows.
[] I wear black everyday.
[] I write sad poetry.
[x] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] (a FEW of)My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[] I self mutilate myself.
[] I think about suicide or death often.
[] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals.
[] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[] I wear many band shirts.
[] No one understands me.
[] I don't talk too often.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I wear black eyeliner.
[] My fingernails are black.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[] My hair is black.
[] My hair covers one of my eyes.(occasionally?)
[x] I love Hot Topic.
[] I always say 'life sucks'. (you suck.)
Total =5

Nerd

[] I have straight A's. (a's and b's?)
[x] I wear glasses(Do Abby's count? i think yes! they are mine betch.)
[] I always do my homework and study.
[] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[] Computer games = Love(maybe not games..but).
[] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.(necessary? i think not lol)
[] I have a bedtime.
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[] I carry a calculator with me.
[X] I bring my lunch to school. whoo!
[] I always follow the rules.
[] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[X] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[] I always answer every question in class right.
[X] I correct people's grammar (hey. sometimes i let it slide. im not ANAL about it) lol
[X] I read a lot.
[X] School is very important to me.(ehhhh)
[] I always stump people.
Total = 7

Rebel

[] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[] I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.(for the things that matter)
[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[] I won't listen to authority figures.
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise.
[] I'm always arguing with people.
[] I love debate.
[] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[] I don't give a crap what people think of me.
[X] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[] I only respect my own beliefs.
[] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[XXX] I laugh at people.
[] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 4

Jock

[] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[] I'm muscular.
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[XXXXXXX] I'm a chick/dude magnet. (um well duh)
[x] I eat a lot.
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[] I go lots of sports games.
[] I'm very athletic
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 2

Comedian

[] I'm very funny.(not for me to decide?)
[X] I'm always making jokes.
[] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[] I always entertain people by being funny.
[] I worship Kevin Smith.(who??)
[] I watch comedies more than anything.(not more than anything...)
[X] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[xXx] I'm sarcastic.
[X] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[X] I always imitate people.
[] I pull lots of pranks.
[] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[X] Jim Carrey=my idol(well when i was little. now he kinda disappeared)
[X] I mostly get along with everybody.
[] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 7

Shy

[] I don't have a lot of friends. (I have a good amount of friends )
[x] I don't talk too much.
[] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[]im pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[] People have told me I need to talk more.
[] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[X] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[x] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[] I never join in class discussions.
[X] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes(depends on who? lol)
[] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[] I talk quietly, and people say "What?".
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.(once again...depends on who)
[X] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 5

Goth

[x] I wear black.
[] I don't like to be seen.
[X] I'm pale.
[x] I only listen to metal music.
[X] I love creepy, weird movies.
[X] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[] I don't like people.
[X] I go out during the night.(not only)
[] I have black fingernails.(DISEASE!!!)
[] I wear a long black coat.
[] I also wear big black boots.
[] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths.
[] I love pain
[] People think I'm crazy.
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[] I love to scare people.
[X] I laugh at teenyboppers. (idk what that is but i am laughing.)
[] People are afraid of me.(i should hope not!)
Total = 7

Weirdo

[] I talk to myself.
[] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.(with me? haha)
[] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[X] I debate stuff with myself.
[X] I hear voices.
[] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[X] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.(r u thinking what i am thinking? i know. i made you think that.)
[] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused. (djlkadsflkjadsAHHHHH!!!! what?)
Total = 6

Antisocial

[x] I hate most people.(not most...many?)
[X] I prefer to be alone.(half and half)
[] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[] People are idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[] I live in my room, writing in my diary. 9idon’t write in a diary though)
[] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[] I never greet anyone.
[] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[] I never talk.
[] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x]I don't know why I am the way I am.
[] People have said I'm antisocial.
[] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total =3

Skater

[] I skateboard to everywhere.
[] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[X] I shop at Pacsun.
[] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[] I always play skateboarding video games.
[] I have shaggy hair.
[] I wear baggy pants.
[] I wear skater shoes only.
[x] I always wear hoodies.
[] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[] I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[] I wear vans.
[] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 3

Christian Girl/Boy

[] I go to church at least once a week.
[] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[] I always carry a bible with me.
[] My whole family is very religious.
[] I've never been on a date.
[X] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[] My beliefs are very strong.
[] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[] I wear a cross necklace.
[] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[] I believe in God
[] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[] I never go out and party.
[] I read the bible everyday.
[] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[] I go to Sunday school.
[] I've been to church camp.
[] I pray every night.
[] I sing Christian songs. (they have SONGS!!?? what? efff yes!)
Total = 1

Gangsta

[x] I say 'yo'.
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[] Mah chainz hang low.
[x] I hang with my homies, and hoes.
[] I'm a thug.
[] I only listen to rap music.
[] 50 Cent is my idol.
[] I don't give a crap about school.
[] I steal/have stolen before.
[] I freestyle.
[] I breakdance.
[] Gold chainz is tha way to go
[] I'm white but I act black.
[] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[] Tupac is still alive.
[x] I party with all my hoes.
[] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 5

Bully

[] I always steal people's lunch money.
[] Geeks are afraid of me.
[] I get in trouble all the time.
[] I steal people's stuff
[] People have called me a bully.
[] I have beat someone up before.
[] I'm always looking for a fight.
[] I pick on people smaller than me.
[] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[] I've never been in a relationship before.
[] People are afraid of me.
[] People know not to mess with me.
[] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[x] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 1

Gamer

[] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[] I love Final Fantasy.
[X] DDR & Guitar Hero.(DDR i heart you!!)
[] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[] I even play alot of computer games.
[] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[] My thumbs are sore often.
[] I spend all my money on new video games.
[] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[] All I talk about is video games.
[] I've been in a video game competition before.
[] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[] My grades are eh.
[] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[] I watch lay.
[] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 1

Redneck

[X] Elvis is still alive.
[] I hunt.
[] I fish.
[] I own something camouflage.
[] I eat venison
[] I live in the country.
[] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[] I have over 10 pets.
[] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[] I wear a cowboy hat.
[x] I've rode a tractor before.
[] My jeans are always dirty.
[] I have a southern accent.
[] I say y'all.
[] Yankees stink.
[] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[] I'm kind of poor.
[] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[] I work hard.
Total = 3

Cowgirl/Cowboy

[] I live on a farm.
[] I own at least 2 horses.
[] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[] I own a cowboy hat.
[] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[] I ride a tractor.
[] I live in a small town.
[] I've lived in Texas before.
[] I wear flannel shirts.
[] I wear overalls.
[] I say y'all and howdy.
[] I have other animals on a farm.
[] I've been in a rodeo before.
[] I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[] I love home cooking, country style.
[] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[] I say yee-haw!
[] I've went to horse races before.
[] I love cowboy movies.
[] I square dance.
Total = 0

Social Butterfly

[x] I have a lot of friends.
[x] I get along with everybody.(eh pretty much)
[X] I enjoy talking to different people.
[] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[] People come to me for advice.
[] People take an instant liking to me.(?)
[] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[XXXXXX] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[X] I can turn an antisocial person nice(abby my work here is done jk)
[x] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[] I'm pretty cheerful.
[] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[] I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.
[x] I always have fun doing anything.(all most anything)
[x] I'm optimistic.
[X] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 12


Slacker

[] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[] I miss a lot of school.
[] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[] I don't take care of myself.
[] I've done drugs before.
[x] I don't do my homework.
[] I sleep all the time.
[x] I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
[x] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[] I do everything half-assed.
[] I'm not going to college, ever.
[] School is for dorks.
[] I don't have any ambition in life.
[] People tell me I need to get a life.
[] They need to, not me.
Total = 5

Raver

[] I party all the time.
[x] Glow Sticks kick ass.
[] I love nightclubs.
[] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[x] I have tons of energy.(at night)
[] I love to dance.
[] I go out nearly every night.
[] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[] I've DJ'd before.
[] I've taken a party drug before.
[x] I love fog machines.
[X] I have crazy dance moves (chyeah! haha)
[] I sleep all day and party all night.
[] Techno music is life.
[] I love popping pills, especially X.
[X] I love neon body paint.
[] I shake my ass in clubs.
[] I've grinded before.
[] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.(PB&J!!!)
[] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 5

Hippie

[x] I'm a tree hugger.
[x] I want to save the earth.
[] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[x] I have longISH hair.
[] I make the peace sign a lot.
[] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[x] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[x] I love tye dye.
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[x] I love 60's music.(some)
[] I'm always chilled out.
[] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[x] I wear bell bottoms.
[] I say groovy all the time.
[x] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 9

Goody Goody

[x] I make good grades.
[] I'm teachers pet.
[] I act sickly sweet to people.
[x] I'm nice to everybody.
[x] I act happy 24/7.
[] I go to church.
[] I never cuss.
[] I always say hi to everyone.
[x] I dress appropriately.
[] I want to portray a pure image.
[] Kids who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[] I want to impress everybody.
[] I've never been called rude.
[] I'm one of the nicest people.
[] I want to achieve everything.
[] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[] I'm in many different clubs.
[] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 4

Band Geek

[] I love band class.
[x] I play at least one instrument.
[] I go to all my band concerts.
[] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[] I've won awards for band.
[] I've been to band camp.
[] I'm in the marching band.
[] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[] People have called me a band geek.
[x] I play an instrument at least once a day.
[] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[x] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[] Marching band is fun.
[] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[] I like football games....for the band!
[] Band is way better than anything else.
[] I carry my instrument home every night.
[] I only date other people in band.
[] I go on band field trips.
Total = 3

Chorus Nerd

[x] I sing all the time.(in my home/car? ha)
[] I want to try out for American Idol.
[] I've been in chorus for at least 4 years.
[] I've won awards for choir.
[] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[X] I never miss a chorus concert of mine.(go or fail the class!)
[X] I sing every single day.
[] I know what range of voice I am.
[] I love singing duets.
[X] I always sing with my favorite songs.
[] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[] I want to go to a music college.
[X] I watch American Idol.
[] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[] Choir is my favorite class.
[] I've won All Region before.
[X] I hum a lot.
[] I write down lyrics all the time.
[] I want to be a singer.
[] I always practice pieces for chorus class.
Total = 6

mmkay i'll just start right into it i s'ose

Life's mysteries and unanswered questions:

-what is the most sarcastic book you have ever read?
Steven Colbert's I Am America (and so can you!)

-what is your favorite genre of book?
um...fiction i suppose

-what is your favorite type of dance?
lol uh fast swing?

-favorite holiday?
halloween.

-have you hit someone today?
yes- in fun

-if nobody buys a ticket to a movie, does the theater still show it?
no- because one time me and a friend were the only people to see a movie...and because we were late they had to start the movie.

-Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
because there are more chickens than humans, and we simply dont want to be overcome by that particular species. and besides, chickens brought that on themselves. they act all spacey. but ducks, however, are fun to feed and play with...they trust anyone with bread...and they have more human-like qualities than chickens will ever have!!! but...uh...thank you for your eggs. jk

-If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
yes. well, depending on why they broke down your door.

-Can you cry underwater?
tears dont define crying- so yes.

-How is chess considered a sport?
it is?

-Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol?
I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

-Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
HAHA!!!!!!! haha thats funny....why, just the other day...nevermind.

-Can you slam a revolving door?
if you want a bloody nose...

-Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
no. no there isn't.

-What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
you get a band-aid. and possibly recieve another get well card if it gets infected.

-If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
yes- but they were rusty and in need of polish--- salad fingers hadn't carressed them in a while.

-Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
oh, uh... it doesn't??? jk. idk

-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
no. chickens do. and 'easter' bunnies are attracted to eggs. they wish they could lay them-- so they masquerade around trying to make small children believe that they do. but they dont.

-Why are red buttons always the most important?
because green buttons only mean go-- whereas red buttons can mean stop...or the end of the world.

-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
because counting is no fun....and paint is AWESOME